“Car nicely between the lines, but what about his trailer? Maybe he forgot it was attached.”
Trailer trash.
This is my new favourite.
“Car nicely between the lines, but what about his trailer? Maybe he forgot it was attached.”
Trailer trash.
This is my new favourite.
Finally the Catholic Church sees sense. All hail the first SLOPE!
(Source: elysium-fic, via stephkiehlsear)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
Someone please love me this much
omg.
omgggg air?
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An abstract poem made by myself from lines of random text. This is my work and I own it.
Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
1. What’s a quote that pertains to your life at the moment?
I believe a friend on facebook can be quoted describing me as “a talent wasted by my own idleness”.
2. Top three fictional characters?
a) Leroy Jethro Gibbs b) Gandalf c) Jack Reacher
3. If you could go anywhere in the world, with no limitations (money, time, etc.), where would you go?
No limits? EVERYWHERE :D well, at least as many places as possible. Topping the list would be Italy, Australia, Scandinavia, The Caribbean and for as long as a certain someone is out there, Hawaii.
4. When eating a gummy bear, do you bite the heads or butts off first?
Lol heads of course! Who bites the bottom off? strange anally-fixated weirdos.
5. Do you want to get married? Kids?
I do ;) lol pun. But yes, one day!
6. The first concert/gig you went to?
FEEDER :D Brixton Academy ‘05
7. Time Lord or Wizard?
Although it would be super cool I don’t think I could deal with knowing about all time and space, being a wizard would be enough to satisfy my worldly needs I think!
8. A bit generic, but what’s your favourite smell(s)?
I believe it was vanilla ;) I’m also a fan of clean washing and mum’s cooking.
9. Something you’re proud of?
Tough one, haven’t done anything worthy of being proud of in some time! I’ll get back to you…
10. Do you enjoy reading? If so, is there a book you would recommend?
I haven’t read a book in years, but I would recommend Each Peach Pear Plum because it’s f**king awesome.
11. The last song you listened to?
Live East Die Young - The Skints
Questions for autumn-maple and anyone else who cares to play!
1 Did Dave the Eskimo steal your bitch?
2 Which of your five senses do you value the most?
3 If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be and why?
4 Is this question serious enough if I put a serious face on the end of it? >:|
5 What’s your favourite word?
6 Old or new?
7 Who would you least like to get stuck in an elevator with? Name 3 people.
8 If there were no repercussions, name one way you’d like to break the law.
9 Who is your favourite villain?
10 What period in time would you most like to visit?
11 Has anything inspired you lately?
Have fun :)
this is not a question! are we going to have to have a conversation about what questions are? :P
in other news, i love you too :) x
A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”.
I think I prefer this to the actual song akjglgsffsdfs CRYINGGGG
omfg this again
omg i can’t even…WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE AHHHH xD
(Source: tyleroakley, via thekitandkaboodle)
Universal Wrapping Paper
designed by Francesca Guidotti and Fabio Milito

genius
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